Can Miss Piggy wants to tell some jokes?
Miss Piggy Riddles
A series of jokes for my favorite muppet, Miss Piggy
Q: What is a Miss Piggy’s favorite ballet?
A: Swine Lake.
Q: What is a Miss Piggy’s favorite card game?
A: Texas Hold ‘Em Porker.
Q: Who is Miss Piggy’s favorite movie star?
A: Kevin Bacon - He’s a real ham.
Q: What is a Miss Piggy’s favorite play?
A: Hamlet
Q: Did Miss Piggy join the sowing circle?
A: No, she’s too busy bacon pies.
Q: What is Miss Piggy’s favorite city?
A: Hamburg, of course.
Q: What are a Miss Piggy’s favorite operas?
A: Porky and Bess.
I LOVE miss piggy. Love these as well! Thanks for the laughs!!!
Texas hold'em Porker? HA HA
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